Onward into the fog -- italmex sez of himself, "Very successful,single, well-grounded, fit and stable, ex-jock, ex-military masculine man enjoys the company of other fit masculine guys who are into sports, outdoors and simple fun. The pic is recent and accurate. I'm buddhist, which means low stress, never been drunk and never done drugs. These factors, plus genetics, has kept me looking and feeling young. I have no medical, or mental issues I have to deal with at this stage in my life, (or i'm too crazy to know any better!). Nothing is more attractive to me than to see a mature man, over 40, who is in great shape physically and has a strong mental, physical and spiritual foundation."
I'm always interested in conversing with other former service types, so I opened with a customary query --
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 12:08 am)
Which branch of the service were you in?
Deke
italmex
(01/27 08:54 am)
Navy!
Jim
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 01:08 pm)
I am certain that despite that small lapse in good judgment, you are a good man. Where were you stationed?
Spent most of my time at Camp Pendleton with a couple TDY to Stumps (and a week at Lejeune). Swore I'd never return here of my own free will, yet here I am, and the longer I stay, the more it feels like home.
Deke
italmex
(01/27 04:39 pm)
My last duty station was in alameda, but many years ago (mid 70's), i was an enlisted grunt corpman in Camp Pendleton; stationed at camp margarita...had fun..
29 palms is not what i'd call shangrila, but if you're happy there, more power to ya bud..
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 04:48 pm)
Holy shit -- they had you in the fooken sticks at Pen. I was mainside, but would spend the occasional night at Margarita or Horno.
Stumps is indeed a pit. The base, that is, heh heh. Okay, the town isn't much better, but the longer I stay, the more it feels like home. I like having other devildawgs around me; they are my people.
Corpsman? I owe you beer on general principle.
Deke
italmex
(01/27 04:56 pm)
thas right...little respect around here is much appreciated...retired as an "O'...LCDR...surface warfare officer..
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 06:17 pm)
Fook, now I'm conflicted. I'd have to piss in yer coffee for being SWO, but must ply you with beer for being a corpsman. We'll go with the beer.
Exited as GySGT. Have all the warmth of the rank, too, heh heh.
Deke
italmex
(01/27 06:20 pm)
you must be very popular at the tool shed in Palm springs...
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 06:33 pm)
I wouldn't know; I don't go there. Too damn loud, don't care for the crowd.
italmex
(01/27 07:13 pm)
hmm, totally understand...are u poz bud?
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 07:34 pm)
Am I poz? That's a helluva question to ask a stranger. What's your interest?
Deke
italmex
(01/27 07:37 pm)
just curious...are u offended by that? if so, why?
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 07:43 pm)
Bucko, if you are unable to respect a man's boundaries on face value, I do not feel compelled to justify mine. As I said, it's a helluva question to ask a stranger.
My opinion regarding HIV status is in my profile.
italmex
(01/27 07:46 pm)
sounds like you got some issues bro...
maybe your profile shoulda said BigDumbAss..
BigDumbDawg
(01/27 08:49 pm)
Maybe yours shoulda said SWO_Syndrome.
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"I'm a Buddhist, which means low stress, never been drunk and never done drugs." That's gotta be the strangest post-hoc reasoning I've come across. I guess it also means, "I'm a pompous cockbite who recognizes the validity of his own feelings above those of others, which means I'm allowed to ask loaded questions for small talk."
My line on HIV in the profile? "If HIV status is an issue, I'm not you're man; this is not a circuitous way of revealing my sero-status, rather it is a direct way of saying I don't tolerate the petty bullshit associated with twats who demand I be one or the other before they'll acknowledge my humanity or desirability."
When did making boundaries clear come to mean "having issues"?
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Hirsutitude, No Extra Charge
Annent the troubling spread of crotch shaving among men:
Popular opinion sez shaving makes yer dick look bigger. It doesn't. It makes your dick look bald. It also makes open, running sores easier to spot.
'Nuff said.
Of course, that doesn't mean I'm above shaving a guy. It's kinda nice to remind a fella who's alpha and who's bravo.
(One time, when I was 19, I had occasion to visit the local STD clinic. Had an enormous, and I mean fooken gigantic pustule on my wang. Naturally, I freaked. After being interviewed by a 400-pound dyke with an east Texas accent, dressed in a Mickey Mouse T-shirt ("Yoo have a shanker on yer pay-nis?"), I was directed to a cubicle with a drawn curtain. The doc on staff came in, took a look, said, "Holy shit, that's the biggest ingrown hair I've ever seen. You can just express it." Whereupon he grabbed my member in his gloved hands, and squeezed the zit -- which promptly spewed the contents of Satan's own gall bladder all over the walls. I was instructed to dress it with triple-antibiotic ointment and discharged.)
Popular opinion sez shaving makes yer dick look bigger. It doesn't. It makes your dick look bald. It also makes open, running sores easier to spot.
'Nuff said.
Of course, that doesn't mean I'm above shaving a guy. It's kinda nice to remind a fella who's alpha and who's bravo.
(One time, when I was 19, I had occasion to visit the local STD clinic. Had an enormous, and I mean fooken gigantic pustule on my wang. Naturally, I freaked. After being interviewed by a 400-pound dyke with an east Texas accent, dressed in a Mickey Mouse T-shirt ("Yoo have a shanker on yer pay-nis?"), I was directed to a cubicle with a drawn curtain. The doc on staff came in, took a look, said, "Holy shit, that's the biggest ingrown hair I've ever seen. You can just express it." Whereupon he grabbed my member in his gloved hands, and squeezed the zit -- which promptly spewed the contents of Satan's own gall bladder all over the walls. I was instructed to dress it with triple-antibiotic ointment and discharged.)
Friday, January 18, 2008
The Whiffenpoof Song
I'm going blind. Macular degeneration. Fair eyes, fair skin; it happens, though docs are a little surprised to find it in me. No cure, little treatment. I deal poorly with this.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
We're Having Much More Fun
Once again, an example of the glorious psychosis that is online profiles. BTW, for those who don't know, I'm BigDumbDawg; the profile in question is reprinted in the very first -- maybe second -- post of this very blog.
Are we all lit?
militaryrecruit
(01/07 12:22 am)
militaryrecruit sent you a grope.
militaryrecruit
(01/07 12:22 am)
militaryrecruit has unlocked his private photos for you.
BigDumbDawg
(01/07 12:47 am)
Something on yer mind, recruit?
militaryrecruit
(01/07 01:15 am)
Yes Sir............Something is on my mind. Would like to be dominated
by you SIR ?
john
---- Now, a little editorial: a "grope" here is a pre-fabricated message the website maintains; it's meant to encourage contact, but frankly, a man who can't express himself in his own words doesn't impress me.
BigDumbDawg
(01/07 01:42 am)
Fooken fags never bother reading my profile. Educate yourself before
making your move.
militaryrecruit
(01/07 05:02 pm)
BigDumbDawg...........Fuck Face..........I've read your pathetic
attempt at describing yourself and the type of realationship you are
trying to pursue. LoL's !!!
So you are a big, tough, old, alphamale ex marine.
You sound more like a whining, desperate, self loathing, cynical,
jaded, lonely, aging middle aged, aging old lady. Worrying about her
spent youth !!!
You sound more like a FUCK HEAD than a JARHEAD !!! I quess the USMC
doesn't teach their recruit's about interpersonal skills in dealing
with people.
So you think .......That you are the Big Brother Type !!!
........That's really laughable !!!
The truth is that you are an middled 45 year old guy who is scarred to
death that his time to find a partner and a LTR is running out.
As you know 45 years old is almost half a century year old. You are
pre-historic dinosour in the gay world where youth and masculinity and
virility is of prime importance to a potential life partner.
Marine like yourself are know to be arrogant, self centered, non
monogamous, promiscuous and sex pigs. I'm sure are no different.
Have you taked a good look in the mirror lately ????
You are getting older !!!
You are getting wrinkled.
You sexual virilty, arousal, and stamina are slowing down to a crawl
You have no personality
You are bitter
You are judgemental
You are jaded
You are cynical
You are narcissistic
You are self absorbed
You are selfish
You are self serving
You are sarcastic
You are arrogant
These are only a few of the adjectives that describe BIGDUMBDOG
I truth you are a lonely, pathetic, old ex-marine who is aging out and
frightened of spending the rest of his life alone.
DaddyHunt is the end of the line when someone over the hill is making
their last pitch to find sex
Conterary to your lilimited intelligence DaddtHunt is a SEX LINE........
Not a Dating Line
No Romanace
No Flowers
No Long Walks on the Beach
No LTR's
No Prince Charmings
No guys without baggage
Just pure unadulterated RAW SEX !!!
At 25 when you were at your sexual and physical peak .........You were
promiscuous and fucking every guy that walked.
You should have been looking to settle down with MR Right when you
were 25. Unfortunately, you are far too narcissistic and hedonistic
too settle down with one guy.
Your ad says that you are looking for a redhead, with muscles, ink,
former AD, Military, Brains, and a heart younger than yourself.
BigDumbDog........I'm sure you've got a long list of perfect guys
fitting your precise. pre-qualifying, narrowly defined guy banging
down your door ...............
Just waiting to date and serve a Jewish American Princess like you........LOL's
You are so irresistible !!!! .......Huh ???
BigDumbDog.........If you really live in 29 Palms as you say you do............
Then why are you so desperate to advertise for a relationship on a web
site that caters to men at least 45 years old and older ????
Twenty Nine Palms is crawling you young handsome buffed USMC guys
pratically living in your backyard.
If you as hot as you say you are.........Why haven't you met a hot
muscular USMC dude in a gym of bar ????
There is no doubt that you have issues questioning your manliness and
masculinity.
You say you would rather punch a guys face in and blacken his eyes or
split his lips rather than kiss a MAN
Sounds like you are still questioning and fearful of your
homosexuality and sexual orientation.
You sound like a a certain percentage of Marines who are sexually
conflicted and sexually confused about your homosexuality
You are constantly trying to prove to the world the you are
BIG.....BAD ......and BUTCH .........and you think it makes the world
believe that you are straight .......As well as yourself
The fact os that you are the opposite of the smoke and mirror image
you try to project to the world.
You are really fearful of aging
Fearful of being old and alone
Fearful of Rejection of your
HIV + status
Fearful of losing your sexual
virilty and stamina with aging.
PS..............If so many women are chasing you ..........It's
because you are so insecure that you are flirting with them pretending
that you are straight to reinforce your poor self image and shame
about being a HOMO.
Needless to say .......You have probably been a promiscuous whore
throughtout your life that has resulted in your HIV + status.
Apparently you seem to indicate that you have matured and sex is no
longer your primary interest.......
You now want a LTR !!!
Your ad says that you have desirablity and humanity. You sure had me
fooled. I haven't seen it
You need to take a good look in the mirror BIGDUMBDOG
You think you are perfect !!! But your not
We all have baggage ......Dude.........
Going through life produces baggage for all of us.
BigDumbDawg
(01/07 08:44 pm)
The lady doth protest too much.
Reader, I blocked him.
Are we all lit?
militaryrecruit
(01/07 12:22 am)
militaryrecruit sent you a grope.
militaryrecruit
(01/07 12:22 am)
militaryrecruit has unlocked his private photos for you.
BigDumbDawg
(01/07 12:47 am)
Something on yer mind, recruit?
militaryrecruit
(01/07 01:15 am)
Yes Sir............Something is on my mind. Would like to be dominated
by you SIR ?
john
---- Now, a little editorial: a "grope" here is a pre-fabricated message the website maintains; it's meant to encourage contact, but frankly, a man who can't express himself in his own words doesn't impress me.
BigDumbDawg
(01/07 01:42 am)
Fooken fags never bother reading my profile. Educate yourself before
making your move.
militaryrecruit
(01/07 05:02 pm)
BigDumbDawg...........Fuck Face..........I've read your pathetic
attempt at describing yourself and the type of realationship you are
trying to pursue. LoL's !!!
So you are a big, tough, old, alphamale ex marine.
You sound more like a whining, desperate, self loathing, cynical,
jaded, lonely, aging middle aged, aging old lady. Worrying about her
spent youth !!!
You sound more like a FUCK HEAD than a JARHEAD !!! I quess the USMC
doesn't teach their recruit's about interpersonal skills in dealing
with people.
So you think .......That you are the Big Brother Type !!!
........That's really laughable !!!
The truth is that you are an middled 45 year old guy who is scarred to
death that his time to find a partner and a LTR is running out.
As you know 45 years old is almost half a century year old. You are
pre-historic dinosour in the gay world where youth and masculinity and
virility is of prime importance to a potential life partner.
Marine like yourself are know to be arrogant, self centered, non
monogamous, promiscuous and sex pigs. I'm sure are no different.
Have you taked a good look in the mirror lately ????
You are getting older !!!
You are getting wrinkled.
You sexual virilty, arousal, and stamina are slowing down to a crawl
You have no personality
You are bitter
You are judgemental
You are jaded
You are cynical
You are narcissistic
You are self absorbed
You are selfish
You are self serving
You are sarcastic
You are arrogant
These are only a few of the adjectives that describe BIGDUMBDOG
I truth you are a lonely, pathetic, old ex-marine who is aging out and
frightened of spending the rest of his life alone.
DaddyHunt is the end of the line when someone over the hill is making
their last pitch to find sex
Conterary to your lilimited intelligence DaddtHunt is a SEX LINE........
Not a Dating Line
No Romanace
No Flowers
No Long Walks on the Beach
No LTR's
No Prince Charmings
No guys without baggage
Just pure unadulterated RAW SEX !!!
At 25 when you were at your sexual and physical peak .........You were
promiscuous and fucking every guy that walked.
You should have been looking to settle down with MR Right when you
were 25. Unfortunately, you are far too narcissistic and hedonistic
too settle down with one guy.
Your ad says that you are looking for a redhead, with muscles, ink,
former AD, Military, Brains, and a heart younger than yourself.
BigDumbDog........I'm sure you've got a long list of perfect guys
fitting your precise. pre-qualifying, narrowly defined guy banging
down your door ...............
Just waiting to date and serve a Jewish American Princess like you........LOL's
You are so irresistible !!!! .......Huh ???
BigDumbDog.........If you really live in 29 Palms as you say you do............
Then why are you so desperate to advertise for a relationship on a web
site that caters to men at least 45 years old and older ????
Twenty Nine Palms is crawling you young handsome buffed USMC guys
pratically living in your backyard.
If you as hot as you say you are.........Why haven't you met a hot
muscular USMC dude in a gym of bar ????
There is no doubt that you have issues questioning your manliness and
masculinity.
You say you would rather punch a guys face in and blacken his eyes or
split his lips rather than kiss a MAN
Sounds like you are still questioning and fearful of your
homosexuality and sexual orientation.
You sound like a a certain percentage of Marines who are sexually
conflicted and sexually confused about your homosexuality
You are constantly trying to prove to the world the you are
BIG.....BAD ......and BUTCH .........and you think it makes the world
believe that you are straight .......As well as yourself
The fact os that you are the opposite of the smoke and mirror image
you try to project to the world.
You are really fearful of aging
Fearful of being old and alone
Fearful of Rejection of your
HIV + status
Fearful of losing your sexual
virilty and stamina with aging.
PS..............If so many women are chasing you ..........It's
because you are so insecure that you are flirting with them pretending
that you are straight to reinforce your poor self image and shame
about being a HOMO.
Needless to say .......You have probably been a promiscuous whore
throughtout your life that has resulted in your HIV + status.
Apparently you seem to indicate that you have matured and sex is no
longer your primary interest.......
You now want a LTR !!!
Your ad says that you have desirablity and humanity. You sure had me
fooled. I haven't seen it
You need to take a good look in the mirror BIGDUMBDOG
You think you are perfect !!! But your not
We all have baggage ......Dude.........
Going through life produces baggage for all of us.
BigDumbDawg
(01/07 08:44 pm)
The lady doth protest too much.
Reader, I blocked him.
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