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Saturday, May 26, 2007
Klytus, I'm Bored
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
May Day M'Aidez
THE DATE: 28 APR 07
THE PROFILE:
Former MOS 0311, 5565, looking for friends, and one good and lasting battlebuddy, former/AD military prefered; USMC much prefered. I am a humorless, blood-thirsty, baby-killing automaton. Civilians interested in contact should familiarize themselves with the points below:
How to Handle a Jarhead
1) Realize that when he says he will lay down his life for you, he actually means it; respond accordingly.
2) Realize that for him, flirting is a contact sport, like unto rugby (and while he may not be the brightest guy around, you'll be surprised at how what he says will hit you).
3) Know he is vulgar, has a juvenile sense of humor, swears a lot, but is still the kind of guy you'd be proud to take home to yer mother (and he'll probably inform your father that his intentions toward you are indeed honorable). He also has impeccable table manners.
4) Know that when he cries, he fooken means it; he has the same understanding of you. (There is enough in this life that will make him cry, but don't expect him to admit to it if pressed.)
5) Know that the motto, "Courage, honor, commitment" is not a collection of buzzwords to him; they guide him in how he lives his life. If he fails, gently remind him; he expects it of you.
6) Know that he will never be rich, but he will always share whatever he has.
7) Know that when he apologizes, you must never, ever tell anyone (unless one absolutely *must* be so informed).
8) Never, ever, under any circumstances ask what he's done in battle. He'll bring it up when or if it's time.
9) Know that he will fook you through the wall, make you shoot when your cock is soft, and has the sweetest pussy you'll ever get into.
10) It has been said of jarheads, "The best friend you'll ever have, the worst enemy you'll ever make. " Whoever said it wasn't kidding.
Further details at http://proverbsforparanoiacs.blogspot.com.
Inane responses will be handled in an appropriate manner. If masculinity is a fashion accessory for you -- most of you who suffer from this affliction refuse to recognize yourselves -- stay away. There are plenty of dorks to pork you; I'm not one of them.
THE EXCHANGE:
bodybuildRUF 2007-04-28 18:51:24
nice sentiments bud, too bad you & other military die-hards are having their "duty honor country" bullshit patriotism totally abused by mass-murderer war-criminal abject liars the likes of empty-headed "junior" bush and "big-time" corporate-mafioso cheney
BigDumbDawg 2007-04-28 20:16:12
Thanks for the insult. Perhaps you'd like to try again, only this time, say, "I don't know why any self-respecting gay man would ever want to be in the military."
bodybuildRUF
I don't know why a self-respecting American male of ANY persuasion would put up with participating in a military that has become such a reprehensible tool of mass murder & brutality under crypto-fascist Bush & Cheney. They give a flying fuck about freedom
BigDumbDawg
Why the fook are you giving me such a hassle? Did I ask for your opinion? NO. So why don't you just fook off to your own little corner and shut the fook up?
bodybuildRUF
btw, the baby-killer remark is not only disgusting & reprehensible (and evidently, not an uncommon activity perpetrated by our valiant stud soldiers in Iraqi civilian neighborhoods), but would subject you to the same charge of murder as any other homicide
BigDumbDawg
FOOKEN LEAVE ME ALONE!!! NOW! I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU FOOKEN WROTE ME WITH ALL YOUR INSULTING GARBAGE! NOW FOOK OFF!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE MEN I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED! I AM NOT INTERESTED! LEAVE ME BE!
I have reported you to the webmasters of this site for your continuing harassment. Stop now, or I will pursue this matter in court.
bodybuildRUF
How dare you call me "morally reprehensible" when it is YOU who presents such disgusting immoral garbage in your BM profile that I merely happened to come across. Take your fucking phoney military bravado and shove it up your miserably ugly fat ass, pal
BigDumbDawg
Again, stop or I will pursue this matter in court. You are only building the case against you and BM.
bodybuildRUF
I'm sorry, but when I read you bragging that you are a "baby-killing automaton" (even if that is just your attempt at humorous bragadocio) I was sickened. Do you have any idea how many actual babies are incinerated every day by American bombing in Iraq.
BigDumbDawg
STOP WRITING TO ME!!!! NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNOW NOW!!! I DO NOT WANT CONTACT WITH YOU!!! STOP WRITING ME!! YOU WROTE ME OF YOUR OWN ACCORD ONLY TO HURL INSULTS AT ME!!! STOP IT!!!NOW!!! THIS FOOKEN INSTANT!!! STOP IT! YOU WILL BE SUED FOR STALKING!
bodybuildRUF
Don't worry man, this is my last message. At first your reprehensible ravings made me angry (would you like me to link you to websites of actual photos of children murdered by America's military) but now I realize you are unhinged. Get professional help
BigDumbDawg
SHUT UP!!! JUST FOOKEN SHUT UP AND FOOKEN LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU FREAK!!!
THE COMMENTARY:
C'mon, it's a blog; there's always commentary. Aside from the entertainment value of a St. Petersburg-dwelling liberal fascist going for blood for no discernible reason, let's take a look at what he does.
I like the curiously sexualized language in reference to the despised military ("our valiant stud soldiers"), the utter abnegation of any responsibility for his responses ("it was your moral garbage... that I just happened to come across."), references to myself as homicidal (and I'd be "charged with murder same as any other homicide"), and, of course, the grand ad hominem a gay man can say of another: physical decrepitude ("miserably ugly fat ass"). After all, he was "sickened."
Fooken duh, this reactionary's rants have nothing to do with me. But somehow I gave him a focus. I'm military. I'm dead sexy. I'm muscular, I'm masculine, I'm forward, I'm unsentimental. and I do not toe the party line. As for bodybuildRUF, he was thrown off the site. Will I seek legal counsel? Yeah, cuz I'm fooken tired of getting shit like this when all I want is a mate. I'm fooken tired of fags who think they're entitled to spew any kind of venom when they come across someone they can't screw because he's ideologically impure. (How do I know that's the case? His rants ain't arch enough to be sarcasm.)
So what world is it when the ability to speak makes one's opinion valid? It is the world built of particularity. "As a woman....", "As a black man....", "As a lesbian....", "As an Asian-American...." -- none of these things grant a de facto insight regarding a subject. Such an understanding of these signifiers is nothing but a return to the superstition of Rousseau's 'noble savage'.
I suppose the obvious question here -- for those who belong to the thinkin' fellers union -- is why I don't say nothing in my profile for blogspot. Well, if that's you, you're right. I don't say nothing, don't talk to no one...
THE PROFILE:
Former MOS 0311, 5565, looking for friends, and one good and lasting battlebuddy, former/AD military prefered; USMC much prefered. I am a humorless, blood-thirsty, baby-killing automaton. Civilians interested in contact should familiarize themselves with the points below:
How to Handle a Jarhead
1) Realize that when he says he will lay down his life for you, he actually means it; respond accordingly.
2) Realize that for him, flirting is a contact sport, like unto rugby (and while he may not be the brightest guy around, you'll be surprised at how what he says will hit you).
3) Know he is vulgar, has a juvenile sense of humor, swears a lot, but is still the kind of guy you'd be proud to take home to yer mother (and he'll probably inform your father that his intentions toward you are indeed honorable). He also has impeccable table manners.
4) Know that when he cries, he fooken means it; he has the same understanding of you. (There is enough in this life that will make him cry, but don't expect him to admit to it if pressed.)
5) Know that the motto, "Courage, honor, commitment" is not a collection of buzzwords to him; they guide him in how he lives his life. If he fails, gently remind him; he expects it of you.
6) Know that he will never be rich, but he will always share whatever he has.
7) Know that when he apologizes, you must never, ever tell anyone (unless one absolutely *must* be so informed).
8) Never, ever, under any circumstances ask what he's done in battle. He'll bring it up when or if it's time.
9) Know that he will fook you through the wall, make you shoot when your cock is soft, and has the sweetest pussy you'll ever get into.
10) It has been said of jarheads, "The best friend you'll ever have, the worst enemy you'll ever make. " Whoever said it wasn't kidding.
Further details at http://proverbsforparanoiacs.blogspot.com.
Inane responses will be handled in an appropriate manner. If masculinity is a fashion accessory for you -- most of you who suffer from this affliction refuse to recognize yourselves -- stay away. There are plenty of dorks to pork you; I'm not one of them.
THE EXCHANGE:
bodybuildRUF 2007-04-28 18:51:24
nice sentiments bud, too bad you & other military die-hards are having their "duty honor country" bullshit patriotism totally abused by mass-murderer war-criminal abject liars the likes of empty-headed "junior" bush and "big-time" corporate-mafioso cheney
BigDumbDawg 2007-04-28 20:16:12
Thanks for the insult. Perhaps you'd like to try again, only this time, say, "I don't know why any self-respecting gay man would ever want to be in the military."
bodybuildRUF
I don't know why a self-respecting American male of ANY persuasion would put up with participating in a military that has become such a reprehensible tool of mass murder & brutality under crypto-fascist Bush & Cheney. They give a flying fuck about freedom
BigDumbDawg
Why the fook are you giving me such a hassle? Did I ask for your opinion? NO. So why don't you just fook off to your own little corner and shut the fook up?
bodybuildRUF
btw, the baby-killer remark is not only disgusting & reprehensible (and evidently, not an uncommon activity perpetrated by our valiant stud soldiers in Iraqi civilian neighborhoods), but would subject you to the same charge of murder as any other homicide
BigDumbDawg
FOOKEN LEAVE ME ALONE!!! NOW! I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU FOOKEN WROTE ME WITH ALL YOUR INSULTING GARBAGE! NOW FOOK OFF!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE MEN I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED! I AM NOT INTERESTED! LEAVE ME BE!
I have reported you to the webmasters of this site for your continuing harassment. Stop now, or I will pursue this matter in court.
bodybuildRUF
How dare you call me "morally reprehensible" when it is YOU who presents such disgusting immoral garbage in your BM profile that I merely happened to come across. Take your fucking phoney military bravado and shove it up your miserably ugly fat ass, pal
BigDumbDawg
Again, stop or I will pursue this matter in court. You are only building the case against you and BM.
bodybuildRUF
I'm sorry, but when I read you bragging that you are a "baby-killing automaton" (even if that is just your attempt at humorous bragadocio) I was sickened. Do you have any idea how many actual babies are incinerated every day by American bombing in Iraq.
BigDumbDawg
STOP WRITING TO ME!!!! NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNOW NOW!!! I DO NOT WANT CONTACT WITH YOU!!! STOP WRITING ME!! YOU WROTE ME OF YOUR OWN ACCORD ONLY TO HURL INSULTS AT ME!!! STOP IT!!!NOW!!! THIS FOOKEN INSTANT!!! STOP IT! YOU WILL BE SUED FOR STALKING!
bodybuildRUF
Don't worry man, this is my last message. At first your reprehensible ravings made me angry (would you like me to link you to websites of actual photos of children murdered by America's military) but now I realize you are unhinged. Get professional help
BigDumbDawg
SHUT UP!!! JUST FOOKEN SHUT UP AND FOOKEN LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU FREAK!!!
THE COMMENTARY:
C'mon, it's a blog; there's always commentary. Aside from the entertainment value of a St. Petersburg-dwelling liberal fascist going for blood for no discernible reason, let's take a look at what he does.
I like the curiously sexualized language in reference to the despised military ("our valiant stud soldiers"), the utter abnegation of any responsibility for his responses ("it was your moral garbage... that I just happened to come across."), references to myself as homicidal (and I'd be "charged with murder same as any other homicide"), and, of course, the grand ad hominem a gay man can say of another: physical decrepitude ("miserably ugly fat ass"). After all, he was "sickened."
Fooken duh, this reactionary's rants have nothing to do with me. But somehow I gave him a focus. I'm military. I'm dead sexy. I'm muscular, I'm masculine, I'm forward, I'm unsentimental. and I do not toe the party line. As for bodybuildRUF, he was thrown off the site. Will I seek legal counsel? Yeah, cuz I'm fooken tired of getting shit like this when all I want is a mate. I'm fooken tired of fags who think they're entitled to spew any kind of venom when they come across someone they can't screw because he's ideologically impure. (How do I know that's the case? His rants ain't arch enough to be sarcasm.)
So what world is it when the ability to speak makes one's opinion valid? It is the world built of particularity. "As a woman....", "As a black man....", "As a lesbian....", "As an Asian-American...." -- none of these things grant a de facto insight regarding a subject. Such an understanding of these signifiers is nothing but a return to the superstition of Rousseau's 'noble savage'.
I suppose the obvious question here -- for those who belong to the thinkin' fellers union -- is why I don't say nothing in my profile for blogspot. Well, if that's you, you're right. I don't say nothing, don't talk to no one...
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