Today, I Join the Blogosphere

Paul Addis Senator Larry Craig Larry Harvey Karl Rove

And nappy-headed hoes. Nappy headed hos. Hos ho's.

Ranger Sasquatch

There's a new cussword buzzing on your teen's lips -- lebesion. We'll tell you what it means at eleven.

second superpower

democratizer

horse testicle cradler association

Mike Huckabee

Requisition Me Some Compassion

This just in, from jlee4282

I agree with everything you say in your profile. Most people need to just shut the fook up and listen for a change...it's the consent blabbering of those uninformed cakeholes, misrepresenting the tid bit of fact they heard on the 11oclock news, that has lead to the destruction of once great nation. If people just shut up and critically looked at the world around them, they would see that their problems are minimal when compared to devastation that is occurring across the world and in this country on a daily basis.

But, with all that said, your profile comes off as you being angry at people who do not see things the way you do. The reality I have found is that most people do not fit the mold you have created. And getting angry with people, or at least coming off that way, does not help the situation either. It tends to push people who would fit the mold further away, as they perceive you to be a negative person, when in reality, and having read your whole profile i can kinda tell, you are not a negative person. But rather a buddy \ lil bro who knows when to shut up, take it like the man they are and enjoy the moment.

Don't really care if you agree with the above, it was just what came to mind after reading your profile. Maybe it'll get you to look at the whole profile things a lil differently, or maybe your goal was to weed out all the non thinkers. You tell me?
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Sure, there are a couple times a year when all you can say is, "Get her." I chose instead a different statement: "What is the call to answer every passing fool according to his folly?"

I wanna know. I like to think I have some kind of sense that keeps me from getting involved in a pissing match. What I don't understand is why guys take it upon themselves to tell me what a "negative" man I am, based on what is an admittedly candid profile. It's pretty clear these guys don't react to that candor; they react to their own indignation upon encountering it.

But why tell me about it? It won't get 'em laid. It won't get 'em dates. Do they think I'm Rush Limbaugh, with an ear at the ready, ever vigilent for the next twitter-pated muttonhead to call and agree with me? Sigh.

The Only Thing That Will Cure Me Is A Miracle

arpeejay
Based on the criterion you set forth I think you could have skipped the tatts. You're a beautiful man, inside and out. And, just so you'll know, there's nothing sexier than fur on muscle (IMHO) and you have plenty of both! All the best & xoxo

Huh?

Based on what I say, I shouldn't have tattooed myself. But that's okay, I'm beautiful inside and out. Love and kisses, some stranger.

Or maybe

You don't apply your standards to yourself, but that's okay cuz you're sexy as fook, luvity luv luv luv, a dork in Florida.

Possibly

You gorgeous hypocrite! Give me your knucklepuppies, kiss kiss kiss, another schmuck who lives in America's wang.

Could be

I'm a pompous weiner with a thinly-veiled yet morbid fear of obesity that keeps me from knowing who I am, sexy sexy sexy sexy sex, I'm in Ft Lauderdale and will eat your sperm, yummy.

Norman, coordinate. Norman, coordinate...

This Just In

From TommyT:

"too bad your not as hot as you think you are"

And this is news how?

Insulting Your Way To Grace

"A bit too full of yourself, but at least you can spell (and read Pynchon, apparently). If ever around these parts and looking for a great fuck, drop me a line, cheery-o." -- BrazilCub

Literacy will get you laid by a guy who thinks you're a jerk. Hmm.

Kids These Days

So I wrote to a 26-year-old fella in Washington DC; he had a good haircut, so WTF. The entirety of his profile reads, "Talk is cheap, so i talk a lot. But i'm all talk, so you better listen." Indeed. Let us listen carefully --

BigDumbDawg
Sweet pussypatch you got there.

JOCK22
Loser. pussypatch? FUCK YOU. No wonder you have "BigDumb" in your user name... And quit with the military drag already. A former Marine? Great. Youre now 45 years old and look ridiculous. (And if you hadnt disrespected me, I wouldnt have been
so honest.)

BigDumbDawg
I was complimenting you on your haircut, jackass. If you wish to take it as disrespect, that's your business. You, honest? Your understanding of honesty is the same as any common fag's. Foolish me for thinking you might have some character.

(Here, the site fails me; it dropped a message from him. Alas. Apparently, it contained a line about what sort of language I used in front of my mother. Cuz when you can't make a reasonable point, the best course is to insult a man's relations.)

BigDumbDawg
A lecture on manners from a man who says if I hadn't been "disrespectful", he wouldn't have been "honest". That's an astonishingly negative understanding of honesty. FYI, 'pussypatch' is an affectionate term for a good haircut. So, yeah, mom
heard it.

JOCK22
...honest in that I wouldn't have said you look ridiculous for someone who is 45 years old. I would have thought it, but held my tongue. Still, I didn't think pussypatch meant what you said it did. So thank you for complimenting my hair.

BigDumbDawg
And somehow thinking it but not saying makes you a better man? Now that takes gumption. Not balls; just audacity. You still have no character. Or integrity or honor. Which is fooken shameful. You'd rather feel insulted than ask what I meant. Fag.

JOCK22
Though perhaps if you didnt look like a vagrant I wouldnt have assumed it was an insult. I think your sleeve tattoos look trashy... so does the USMC.
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2007/03/marine_tattoo_changes_032007/

BigDumbDawg
Had the sleeve before the regs were changed, so I'm good to go. Frankly, I'd rather look trashy than act trashy -- I can wear long sleeves, but your petty, narrow little mind will always be readily visible to the world.

JOCK22
As far as appearance is concerned, yes, I'm a traditionalist. You can say that makes me narrow, but I'm not ashamed of that. It makes life easier not having my grandmother embarrassed by my appearance.

Let's go back and look at his profile: "Talk is cheap, so i talk a lot. But i'm all talk, so you better listen." I guess that means he's cheap.

How Late It Was, How Late

Alta the malamute, my boon companion of little over 10-1/2 years, died 22 JUL 07. She was old and infirm; she died in my arms, at home. Her ashes came home day before yesterday, collected in a small cedar box with brass trim. They lie on my altar, on the upper hand, for she was of nobler kin.

Identity is a Crisis

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! What a COMPLETE fake and phoney! Your attitude is laughable! Calling us all fags huh? My advice to you GI Joe: go back in the "fookin'" closet cuz yer makin' all of us REAL gay dudes look absolutely reprehensible!! If yer that uncomfortable with yer sexuality bud go get a sex change done then you can be what you REALLY want to be: a HETEROsexual. Have a nice day baby killer. Heh,heh,heh!

July 28, 2007 7:30 PM

Oookay. Always interesting to see who responds to the bait of 'post your comments'. Frankly, I think this particular Anonymous is just some jerk who found me by following whatever set of clicks fit his fancy. Thinks I should go back in the closet cuz I make "us REAL gay dudes look absolutely reprehensible!!" Well, if the point is to chronicle the REAL gay dudes and their reprehensible garbage, why should I go back into the closet? Apparently, holding gay men to critical standards -- heck, any standards at all -- elicits an admonition to have a sex change in order to facilitate what Anonymous supposed I really wish to be: a heterosexual woman. Cuz, uh, no REAL gay man would complain about the treatment he receives at the hands of the others in this alleged community? Hmmm.

Just some midsummer rambling.