Desert Dawg

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

We're Having Much More Fun

Once again, an example of the glorious psychosis that is online profiles. BTW, for those who don't know, I'm BigDumbDawg; the profile in question is reprinted in the very first -- maybe second -- post of this very blog.

Are we all lit?

militaryrecruit
(01/07 12:22 am)

militaryrecruit sent you a grope.

militaryrecruit
(01/07 12:22 am)

militaryrecruit has unlocked his private photos for you.

BigDumbDawg
(01/07 12:47 am)

Something on yer mind, recruit?

militaryrecruit
(01/07 01:15 am)

Yes Sir............Something is on my mind. Would like to be dominated
by you SIR ?

john

---- Now, a little editorial: a "grope" here is a pre-fabricated message the website maintains; it's meant to encourage contact, but frankly, a man who can't express himself in his own words doesn't impress me.

BigDumbDawg
(01/07 01:42 am)

Fooken fags never bother reading my profile. Educate yourself before
making your move.

militaryrecruit
(01/07 05:02 pm)

BigDumbDawg...........Fuck Face..........I've read your pathetic
attempt at describing yourself and the type of realationship you are
trying to pursue. LoL's !!!

So you are a big, tough, old, alphamale ex marine.

You sound more like a whining, desperate, self loathing, cynical,
jaded, lonely, aging middle aged, aging old lady. Worrying about her
spent youth !!!

You sound more like a FUCK HEAD than a JARHEAD !!! I quess the USMC
doesn't teach their recruit's about interpersonal skills in dealing
with people.

So you think .......That you are the Big Brother Type !!!
........That's really laughable !!!

The truth is that you are an middled 45 year old guy who is scarred to
death that his time to find a partner and a LTR is running out.

As you know 45 years old is almost half a century year old. You are
pre-historic dinosour in the gay world where youth and masculinity and
virility is of prime importance to a potential life partner.

Marine like yourself are know to be arrogant, self centered, non
monogamous, promiscuous and sex pigs. I'm sure are no different.

Have you taked a good look in the mirror lately ????

You are getting older !!!
You are getting wrinkled.
You sexual virilty, arousal, and stamina are slowing down to a crawl

You have no personality
You are bitter
You are judgemental
You are jaded
You are cynical
You are narcissistic
You are self absorbed
You are selfish
You are self serving
You are sarcastic
You are arrogant


These are only a few of the adjectives that describe BIGDUMBDOG

I truth you are a lonely, pathetic, old ex-marine who is aging out and
frightened of spending the rest of his life alone.

DaddyHunt is the end of the line when someone over the hill is making
their last pitch to find sex

Conterary to your lilimited intelligence DaddtHunt is a SEX LINE........

Not a Dating Line

No Romanace
No Flowers
No Long Walks on the Beach
No LTR's
No Prince Charmings
No guys without baggage

Just pure unadulterated RAW SEX !!!

At 25 when you were at your sexual and physical peak .........You were
promiscuous and fucking every guy that walked.

You should have been looking to settle down with MR Right when you
were 25. Unfortunately, you are far too narcissistic and hedonistic
too settle down with one guy.

Your ad says that you are looking for a redhead, with muscles, ink,
former AD, Military, Brains, and a heart younger than yourself.

BigDumbDog........I'm sure you've got a long list of perfect guys
fitting your precise. pre-qualifying, narrowly defined guy banging
down your door ...............

Just waiting to date and serve a Jewish American Princess like you........LOL's

You are so irresistible !!!! .......Huh ???

BigDumbDog.........If you really live in 29 Palms as you say you do............

Then why are you so desperate to advertise for a relationship on a web
site that caters to men at least 45 years old and older ????

Twenty Nine Palms is crawling you young handsome buffed USMC guys
pratically living in your backyard.

If you as hot as you say you are.........Why haven't you met a hot
muscular USMC dude in a gym of bar ????

There is no doubt that you have issues questioning your manliness and
masculinity.

You say you would rather punch a guys face in and blacken his eyes or
split his lips rather than kiss a MAN

Sounds like you are still questioning and fearful of your
homosexuality and sexual orientation.

You sound like a a certain percentage of Marines who are sexually
conflicted and sexually confused about your homosexuality

You are constantly trying to prove to the world the you are
BIG.....BAD ......and BUTCH .........and you think it makes the world
believe that you are straight .......As well as yourself

The fact os that you are the opposite of the smoke and mirror image
you try to project to the world.

You are really fearful of aging
Fearful of being old and alone
Fearful of Rejection of your
HIV + status
Fearful of losing your sexual
virilty and stamina with aging.

PS..............If so many women are chasing you ..........It's
because you are so insecure that you are flirting with them pretending
that you are straight to reinforce your poor self image and shame
about being a HOMO.

Needless to say .......You have probably been a promiscuous whore
throughtout your life that has resulted in your HIV + status.

Apparently you seem to indicate that you have matured and sex is no
longer your primary interest.......

You now want a LTR !!!

Your ad says that you have desirablity and humanity. You sure had me
fooled. I haven't seen it

You need to take a good look in the mirror BIGDUMBDOG

You think you are perfect !!! But your not

We all have baggage ......Dude.........

Going through life produces baggage for all of us.


BigDumbDawg
(01/07 08:44 pm)

The lady doth protest too much.

Reader, I blocked him.

2 comments:

jme said...

Wow, sounds like militaryrecruit could be an alter ego. So much attention. Peace.

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