Kids These Days

So I wrote to a 26-year-old fella in Washington DC; he had a good haircut, so WTF. The entirety of his profile reads, "Talk is cheap, so i talk a lot. But i'm all talk, so you better listen." Indeed. Let us listen carefully --

BigDumbDawg
Sweet pussypatch you got there.

JOCK22
Loser. pussypatch? FUCK YOU. No wonder you have "BigDumb" in your user name... And quit with the military drag already. A former Marine? Great. Youre now 45 years old and look ridiculous. (And if you hadnt disrespected me, I wouldnt have been
so honest.)

BigDumbDawg
I was complimenting you on your haircut, jackass. If you wish to take it as disrespect, that's your business. You, honest? Your understanding of honesty is the same as any common fag's. Foolish me for thinking you might have some character.

(Here, the site fails me; it dropped a message from him. Alas. Apparently, it contained a line about what sort of language I used in front of my mother. Cuz when you can't make a reasonable point, the best course is to insult a man's relations.)

BigDumbDawg
A lecture on manners from a man who says if I hadn't been "disrespectful", he wouldn't have been "honest". That's an astonishingly negative understanding of honesty. FYI, 'pussypatch' is an affectionate term for a good haircut. So, yeah, mom
heard it.

JOCK22
...honest in that I wouldn't have said you look ridiculous for someone who is 45 years old. I would have thought it, but held my tongue. Still, I didn't think pussypatch meant what you said it did. So thank you for complimenting my hair.

BigDumbDawg
And somehow thinking it but not saying makes you a better man? Now that takes gumption. Not balls; just audacity. You still have no character. Or integrity or honor. Which is fooken shameful. You'd rather feel insulted than ask what I meant. Fag.

JOCK22
Though perhaps if you didnt look like a vagrant I wouldnt have assumed it was an insult. I think your sleeve tattoos look trashy... so does the USMC.
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2007/03/marine_tattoo_changes_032007/

BigDumbDawg
Had the sleeve before the regs were changed, so I'm good to go. Frankly, I'd rather look trashy than act trashy -- I can wear long sleeves, but your petty, narrow little mind will always be readily visible to the world.

JOCK22
As far as appearance is concerned, yes, I'm a traditionalist. You can say that makes me narrow, but I'm not ashamed of that. It makes life easier not having my grandmother embarrassed by my appearance.

Let's go back and look at his profile: "Talk is cheap, so i talk a lot. But i'm all talk, so you better listen." I guess that means he's cheap.